Elephant Friends Czech Sickle Fount T-Shirt

Regular price $19.77

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So no one told you life would become this dire
Your farm is bare, you are destitute, you are cursed to die alone
It seems that your plow has insufficient horsepower
And your failure compounds by the day, the week, the month, the entire growing season 

Straight fit is “Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex”
Curvy fit is “Gildan 5000L Ladies Heavy Cotton”

 Straight fit sizing XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28
 Curvy fit sizing S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½ 29
Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ 27 ¼