It’s only fair to warn your guests about potential side effects from ingesting the drinks you prepare them. Side effects such as radiation-induced superpowers! Any drink placed on this coaster could result in improved strength, heightened sensory capacity, or even superior intellect! Other possible side effects include cancer, but experts agree that superpowers are far more likely.
PAIRS WELL WITH: Anything that glows mysteriously, lead drinking glasses, Geiger counters