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Each print is 3.75” x 8.75”, great for adorning your desk, workspace, fridge, etc. Printed on 100% post-consumer stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe three sets contain the following comics (open them all in tabs to refresh your memory):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"caps\"\u003eSET 1\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"caps\"\u003eWE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003csmall\u003eComics \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/115\"\u003e115\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/162\"\u003e162\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/178\"\u003e178\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/190\"\u003e190\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/191\"\u003e191\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/245\"\u003e245\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/260\"\u003e260\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/285\"\u003e285\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/302\"\u003e302\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/324\"\u003e324\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/352\"\u003e352\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/389\"\u003e389\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/394\"\u003e394\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"caps\"\u003eSET 2\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"caps\"\u003eWE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS AT WORK\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003csmall\u003eComics \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/124\"\u003e124\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/128\"\u003e128\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/165\"\u003e165\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/177\"\u003e177\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/219\"\u003e219\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/235\"\u003e235\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/269\"\u003e269\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/298\"\u003e298\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/313\"\u003e313\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/325\"\u003e325\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/375\"\u003e375\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/383\"\u003e383\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/399\"\u003e399\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e•\u003cstrong\u003e SET 3:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e EVEN \u003cspan class=\"caps\"\u003eANIMALS HAVE PROBLEMS\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003csmall\u003eComics \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/013\"\u003e013\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/106\"\u003e106\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/112\"\u003e112\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/119\"\u003e119\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/158\"\u003e158\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/160\"\u003e160\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/223\"\u003e223\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/246\"\u003e246\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/275\"\u003e275\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/315\"\u003e315\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/361\"\u003e361\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/372\"\u003e372\u003c\/a\u003e – \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/378\"\u003e378\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/static0.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/sec_banded.jpg\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"Set 1 - Problems","offer_id":10937062,"sku":"PR-BAND1","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Set 2 - Work","offer_id":10937072,"sku":"PR-BAND2","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set 3 - Animals","offer_id":10937082,"sku":"PR-BAND3","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"All 3 Sets","offer_id":10937092,"sku":"PR-BANDALL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/products\/banded2-sq.jpg?v=1416437015"},{"product_id":"postcards","title":"Roll-A-Sketch Postcards.","description":"\u003cp\u003eDelightful characters generated by rolling dice! These full-color postcards each feature a creature illustration on the front, and that particular individual's unique biographical information on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eYou can order any individual card(s) you like – just describe which one(s) you want in the box provided. You can mix \u0026amp; match to get whatever assortment you prefer. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eOR, get the standard preset pack of 12, which includes one of each! \u003c\/span\u003eTHE CHOICE...IS YOURS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoll-a-Sketch characters can also be found in our fun \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/products\/roll-a-sketch-coloring-book\"\u003ecoloring book\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eThe different cards available are:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/1000sq-ras-cards3_grande.jpg?624\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/1000sq-ras-cards2_grande.jpg?624\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark Enterprises","offers":[{"title":"Single Postcard","offer_id":888602953,"sku":"POSTCARD-RAS-1","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Pack of 12 Postcards","offer_id":888602965,"sku":"POSTCARDS-RAS-12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/products\/won-ras-cards1.jpg?v=1416285329"},{"product_id":"fictional-victorian-jigsaw-puzzles","title":"Fictional Victorian Jigsaw Puzzles","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bigass\"\u003e1000-piece jigsaw puzzles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e of some favorite \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/topatoco.com\/collections\/wondermark\/products\/won-eduposters\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eWondermark posters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso available is a little mini-puzzle of the famous feline superstar, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/vine.co\/malki\"\u003eFeral Cat\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bigass\"\u003ePuzzle info:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Completed 1000-piece puzzles are 19 x 27\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble-sided Feral Cat mini-puzzle is 100 pieces and 7 x 9\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/puz-beardsbox_large.jpg?v=1479970134\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/puz-zoobox_large.jpg?v=1479970149\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/puz-adsbox_large.jpg?v=1479970171\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark Brand Dry-Goods.","offers":[{"title":"Hierarchy of Beards ($12)","offer_id":28273630866,"sku":"PUZ-BEARDS","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Zoological Times Table ($12)","offer_id":28273630930,"sku":"PUZ-ZOOTABLE","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sponsored Messages ($12)","offer_id":28273630994,"sku":"PUZ-SPONS","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Feral Cat Mini-Puzzle ($6)","offer_id":28273631058,"sku":"PUZ-FERALCAT","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All 3 Big Puzzles ($30)","offer_id":28273631122,"sku":"PUZ-ALL3","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All 4 Puzzles ($35)","offer_id":28273631186,"sku":"PUZ-ALL4","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/products\/won-puzz1.jpg?v=1479970256"},{"product_id":"wondermark-cast-cards-blind-pack","title":"Wondermark Cast Cards BLIND PACK","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWondermark Cast Cards are little desk plaques, featuring portraits of the Wondermark cast of characters, that commemorate various moments we have shared together as friends!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card was produced by me here at Wondermark HQ, and was issued to honorees for a limited time. (\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/castcards\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eHere is the full list\u003c\/a\u003e of all 52 Cast Cards that were issued.) Each card\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ealso\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efeatures—\u003cem\u003eof course—\u003c\/em\u003ea comprehensive list of that character’s vital statistics on the reverse. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a BLIND PACK item. The cards you will receive will be random.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e The pictures are examples only, and may not reflect what you actually receive.\u003c\/em\u003e However, every order will contain a varied assortment (no duplicates).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you already have any Cast Cards, you can specify which one(s) in the text box, and I will try to avoid duplicating them, as stock allows! However, supplies are limited to stock on hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cards issued here are production overruns. \u003cstrong\u003eEvery card is marked with two copper-colored dots on the back to indicate\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eNot Original Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e. No further copies of these Cast Cards will ever be manufactured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card ships with a removable foot, so it can stand proudly on any flat surface. The Full Sleeve option also comes with the plastic binder sleeve pictured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/wondermark-cast-cards-update\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eHere is a walkthrough\u003c\/a\u003e of how the cards are made! 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Or, any comic – I won't ask for details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSome come in color, some in black \u0026amp; white. 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If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42058300293209,"sku":"PRINT-WON-COMIC","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42058300325977,"sku":"PRINT-WON-COMIC-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_comic_2000px.jpg?v=1733209276"},{"product_id":"print-write-every-day","title":"Print - Write Every Day (Sword)","description":"\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eI created this image in collage fashion, using imagery from 19th-century periodicals. 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For a shirt, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/topatoco.com\/collections\/wondermark\/products\/won-writesword\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ego here\u003c\/a\u003e (off-site link).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42058301472857,"sku":"PRINT-WRITE-EVERY-DAY-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42058301505625,"sku":"PRINT-WRITE-EVERY-DAY-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_write_2000px.jpg?v=1733209276"},{"product_id":"print-the-revolution-will-not-be-telegraphed","title":"Print - The Revolution Will Not Be Telegraphed","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wolfs\"\u003eWhen the revolution comes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eas it seems to be doing with alacrity, it will come from inside all of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe'll wake up one day and realize that the world has been festering outrage deep within our souls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSociety has turned our bodies into squishy, meaty breweries, and as we walk around every day, we're subtly swishing the hops of cynicism around with the yeast of frustration – and all seems well until that fateful day when a foamy wellspring of rage will erupt without warning from our throat and splash against the artwork on your wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's not something you can transmit in Morse code.\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem element-id=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003ePrints ship in a rigid mailer for safety!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eThis design is also available on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/revolution-will-not-be-telegraphed\"\u003eother product types\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/m160zr898kn7u7p2-191182.shopifypreview.com\/collections\/revolution-will-not-be-telegraphed\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. For a shirt, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/topatoco.com\/collections\/wondermark\/products\/won-revolution\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ego here\u003c\/a\u003e (off-site link).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42058307928153,"sku":"PRINT-REVOLUTION-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42058307960921,"sku":"PRINT-REVOLUTION-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_revolution_2000px.jpg?v=1733209276"},{"product_id":"print-elephant-friends-at-the-czech-sickle-fount","title":"Print - Elephant Friends at the Czech Sickle Fount","description":"\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis print dramatizes the moment in \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/wondermark.com\/c\/1432\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eWondermark comic #1432\u003c\/a\u003e when the elephants begin their ill-fated Russian adaptation of the show \u003cem\u003eFriends.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eI created this image in collage fashion, using imagery from 19th-century periodicals. It was colored by \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMarcus Parcus.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe caption reads: \u003cem\u003e\"Fellow travelers of circumstance, let us cavort with abandon, out in my Czech sickle fount\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eSick elephants are also featured in, on, and around various \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/check-out-my-sick-elephant\"\u003eother products\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\"\u003eSee other prints of my collage illustrations!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42058313990233,"sku":"PRINT-ELEPHANT-FRIENDS-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42058314023001,"sku":"PRINT-ELEPHANT-FRIENDS-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_czechsickle_2000px.jpg?v=1733209276"},{"product_id":"print-genre-fiction-generator-2000","title":"Print - Genre-Fiction Generator 2000 (Wondermark #554)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wolfs\"\u003eThe fate of the world is in the balance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWho will save it? Is it a schlubby guy who must learn to be a hero? Or his spunky female mechanic sidekick?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAm I being sarcastic? Find out with the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWondermark Genre-Fiction Generator 2000 (\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ean adaptation of \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/wondermark.com\/c\/554\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eWondermark comic #554).\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis enormous, fully-automated machine is the finest in its class, time-tested and battle-worn like a Soviet tank.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIt just keeps on truckin'.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis handsome poster from Wondermark allows you to build your own work of groundbreaking genre fiction. Bestseller status predicted but never guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem element-id=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42058316185689,"sku":"PRINT-FICTION-GENERATOR-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42058316218457,"sku":"PRINT-FICTION-GENERATOR-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_genrefic_2000px.jpg?v=1733209276"},{"product_id":"print-hierarchy-of-beards-chart","title":"Print - Hierarchy of Beards Chart","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wolfs\"\u003eBeards have been\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003epart of humanity's hairy history for decades. Why not turn to the heroes of the past and recall the strides they took?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is no better instrument for doing so than this handy chart tracking the hierarchy of the many types of beard that currently adorn the face of Man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a greatly expanded version of the pocket-sized\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBeard Spotting Guide\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efrom the\u003cspan\u003e Wondermark book \u003c\/span\u003ecollection\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/books\/products\/beards\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eBeards of our Forefathers\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol, or 16 x 20\" on poster stock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe smaller prints come signed by default. 16 x 20\" posters do not, unless you request it specifically. If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003ePrints either ship in a rigid mailer, or rolled in a nice secure tube!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eBeard-related slogans are also available on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/beards\"\u003eother product types\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/write-every-day-1\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066610323545,"sku":"PRINT-BEARDS-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066610356313,"sku":"PRINT-BEARDS-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 x 20 inches (40.6 x 50.8 cm)","offer_id":42066627330137,"sku":"POSTER-BEARDS-16x20","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_beards_2000px_d67f005a-cd98-4bc1-8df8-d264f461411d.jpg?v=1733520158"},{"product_id":"print-the-gatekeeper","title":"Print - The Gatekeeper (Wondermark #1057)","description":"\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis character and scene come from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wondermark.com\/c\/1057\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/wondermark.com\/c\/1057\/\"\u003eWondermark comic #1057\u003c\/a\u003e. In it, the titular Gatekeeper demands that travelers satisfy a series of difficult challenges in order to pass. They, it seems, fail the test.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eI created this image in collage fashion, using imagery from 19th-century periodicals. 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If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\"\u003eSee other prints of my collage illustrations!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066634506329,"sku":"PRINT-GATEKEEPER-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066634539097,"sku":"PRINT-GATEKEEPER-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_gatekeeper_2000px_63005f9d-b2a2-4e92-ad7c-0525eb8271bb.jpg?v=1733520630"},{"product_id":"print-colossus-to-be-or-not-to-be","title":"Print - Colossus (To Be or Not To Be)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is one of two illustrations I created for Ryan North's \u003cem\u003eHamlet\u003c\/em\u003e adaptation, \u003cem\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/ryannorth.ca\/print\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTo Be or Not To Be\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt dramatizes that classic moment from the play when the slain Claudius is reincarnated as an enormous robot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI created this image in collage fashion, using imagery from 19th-century periodicals. It was colored by Marcus Parcus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe caption reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e“Should I, a king of men, in death take the form of Colossus? Is this some prize, or indignity?”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! 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In the book it's only red, black, and white, but this print version has been newly colored by Marcus Parcus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe caption reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e“As soon as the beasts smelled blood, they were on him—like a baying pack of terrible, horse-shaped wolves”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\"\u003eSee other prints of my collage illustrations!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066741624921,"sku":"PRINT-ROMEO-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066741657689,"sku":"PRINT-ROMEO-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_romeo_2000px_6f1d96b1-274b-4f7b-a9ee-57642178a107.jpg?v=1733530432"},{"product_id":"print-shakespeare-on-a-desert-island","title":"Print - Shakespeare on a Desert Island","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is an illustration I created for Ryan North's scholarly book, \u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ryannorth.ca\/print\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eWilliam Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIn this image, the Bard finds himself alone on a desert island, his only pastime continuing to write books. Sadly, he perishes there, though one hopes, not without having enjoyed his final days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eI created this image in collage fashion, using imagery from 19th-century periodicals. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe caption reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e“Please forgive the tardiness of this letter, as I have been occupied of late with rotting into the sand”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\"\u003eSee other prints of my collage illustrations!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066743230553,"sku":"PRINT-SHAKESPEARE-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066743263321,"sku":"PRINT-SHAKESPEARE-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_shakes_2000px_36eccfb5-8e68-4251-b86f-71ba24ac18d4.jpg?v=1733530651"},{"product_id":"print-time-travel","title":"Print - Visit the Black Death (How To Invent Everything)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is an illustration I created as a promotional \"travel poster\" for Ryan North's sober textbook, \u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ryannorth.ca\/print\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eHow To Invent Everything\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis image shows how you might travel back in time to rectify mistakes of the past. The text reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVISIT EUROPE, 1350 C.E\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eCome experience the Black Death for some reason\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlso bring medicine and knowledge of the germ theory of disease\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe additional caption at the bottom reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e“Our travels abroad have been enriching, but also, I freely concede, enormously unpleasant\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eOr, you can get a version with no text at all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eI created this image in collage fashion, using imagery from 19th-century periodicals. It was colored by Marcus Parcus.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\"\u003eSee other prints of my collage illustrations!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm) \/ With text\/caption","offer_id":42066768494681,"sku":"PRINT-BLACK-DEATH-TEXT-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm) \/ No text\/image only","offer_id":42066866536537,"sku":"PRINT-BLACK-DEATH-IMAGE-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm) \/ With text\/caption","offer_id":42066768527449,"sku":"PRINT-BLACK-DEATH-TEXT-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm) \/ No text\/image only","offer_id":42066866569305,"sku":"PRINT-BLACK-DEATH-IMAGE-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_timemachine_2000px_4e37aaa3-9a3a-4b35-a645-9ef0d16aac28.jpg?v=1733531182"},{"product_id":"print-jetpack-builder","title":"Print - Jetpack Fairy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is an illustration I created for a series of promotional \"art cards\" for a steampunk convention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis tiny fairy character is building a jetpack, as you sometimes do. She has wings, though, so maybe it is for a friend. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe caption reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e“Now you will have no excuse for not keeping up with me. Come, and let us cinch the straps.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eI created this image in collage fashion, using imagery from 19th-century periodicals. It was colored by Marcus Parcus.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eAll prints come signed by default! If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/all\/illustration-prints\"\u003eSee other prints of my collage illustrations!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066790056025,"sku":"PRINT-JETPACK-FAIRY-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066790088793,"sku":"PRINT-JETPACK-FAIRY-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_jetpack_2000px_18c22b52-e130-4bbc-8fdd-47f1d266a66d.jpg?v=1733531518"},{"product_id":"print-futurism-building-a-fake-future","title":"Print - Futurism: Building a Fake Future","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wolfs\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe future is now! \u003c\/em\u003eT\u003c\/span\u003ehe people of the past were a little off in the picture they painted of it, though perhaps they can be excused for being simpler people in a simpler time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're pretty close though! Instead of flying cars, we have parking meters you have to download an app to pay at. Instead of jetpacks, we have closed-circuit cameras at intersections. \u003cspan\u003eInstead of moon bases, we have a machine on which watch teenagers talk about their problems in a language they invented, 24 hours a day!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis image was painted by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.carlymonardo.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eCarly Monardo\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol, or 16 x 20\" on poster stock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eThe smaller prints come signed by default. 16 x 20\" posters do not, unless you request it specifically. If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003ePrints either ship in a rigid mailer, or rolled in a nice secure tube!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eThis slogan is also available on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/futurism-building-a-fake-future\"\u003eother product types\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/beards\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/write-every-day-1\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066814632025,"sku":"PRINT-FUTURISM-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066814664793,"sku":"PRINT-FUTURISM-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 x 20 inches (40.6 x 50.8 cm)","offer_id":42066814697561,"sku":"POSTER-FUTURISM-16x20","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_futurism_2000px_0c9d5d97-0fb7-4d76-a071-728bb11aa370.jpg?v=1733531900"},{"product_id":"print-supernatural-collective-nouns","title":"Print - Supernatural Collective Nouns (Wondermark #566)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wolfs\"\u003eWhat is the proper term for a group of gargoyles?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIs it a flock? 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If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003ePrints either ship in a rigid mailer, or rolled in a nice secure tube!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eBeard-related slogans are also available on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/beards\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/beards\"\u003eother product types\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/write-every-day-1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/write-every-day-1\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066836586585,"sku":"PRINT-NOUNS-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066836619353,"sku":"PRINT-NOUNS-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 x 20 inches (40.6 x 50.8 cm)","offer_id":42066836652121,"sku":"POSTER-NOUNS-16x20","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_nouns_2000px_24d4b54e-a5fc-45af-ae1b-70e534ff48f1.jpg?v=1733532024"},{"product_id":"print-the-builders-crafters-makers-tinkerers-rules","title":"Print - The Builder's, Crafter's, Maker's, Tinkerer's Rules","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf it has screws, they shall be turned. Such is the mantra we live by.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing lasts long, around here. That's just fine. That's the way we like it. That way...\u003cem\u003ewe can fix it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis is \"A Codified Set of the Builder's, Crafter's, Maker's Rules,\" originally published as part of \u003cem\u003eThe Tinkerer's Handbook\u003c\/em\u003e, which was a limited-edition Wondermark chapbook. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(Later published online as \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/tink8\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis Wondermark strip\u003c\/a\u003e.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eOne of my treasured memories in life is selling a copy of this poster to Grant Imahara (from \u003cem\u003eMythBusters\u003c\/em\u003e) at Maker Faire one year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrint is either 8.5 x 11\" or 11 x 14\" on matte bristol, or 16 x 20\" on poster stock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe smaller prints come signed by default. 16 x 20\" posters do not, unless you request it specifically. If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003ePrints either ship in a rigid mailer, or rolled in a nice secure tube!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eThis design is also available on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/beards\"\u003eother product types\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/write-every-day-1\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"8.5 x 11 inches (21.5 x 28cm)","offer_id":42066852020313,"sku":"PRINT-RULES-8x11","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066852053081,"sku":"PRINT-RULES-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 x 20 inches (40.6 x 50.8cm)","offer_id":43172556931161,"sku":"POSTER-RULES-16x20","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_rules_2000px_47a78def-9b6f-4d14-9d29-56f632bbe671.jpg?v=1733532546"},{"product_id":"print-zoological-times-table","title":"Print - Zoological Times Table","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wolfs\"\u003eThe Natural History Society of Venice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e first published the\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZoological Times Table (And Spotter's Identification Guide)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eas a ruse, meant to fool the rubes and the press and disguise the fact that their entire Society was a drinking club.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSince then, the lore of the Times Table has only grown, and now, for the first time ever, we are pleased to present the original \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComplete and Unabridged Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, complete with terrier, kiwi, mountain goat, and Tyrannosaur classes. 140 beasts in all – the total number known to scholars.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn abridged version of the Spotter's Guide was published \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/zoo-table\/\"\u003eas a Wondermark comic\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and also in the book \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/books\/products\/emperor\"\u003eEmperor of the Food Chain.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis poster is the unabridged version.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint is either 11 x 14\" on matte bristol, or 16 x 20\" on poster stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe smaller prints come signed by default. 16 x 20\" posters do not, unless you request it specifically. If you want some specific inscription or dedication, let me know in the instructions box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003ePrints either ship in a rigid mailer, or rolled in a nice secure tube!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp element-id=\"1\"\u003eThis design is also available on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/beards\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/beards\"\u003eother product types\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/write-every-day-1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/store.wondermark.com\/collections\/write-every-day-1\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wondermark","offers":[{"title":"11 x 14 inches (28 x 35.5cm)","offer_id":42066890489945,"sku":"PRINT-ZOO-11x14","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 x 20 inches (40.6 x 50.8 cm)","offer_id":42066890522713,"sku":"POSTER-ZOO-16x20","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1182\/files\/print_gfx_zootable_2000px.jpg?v=1733534295"},{"product_id":"the-wondermark-calendar-copy","title":"The Wondermark Calendar (2009 for 2026)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWay back in December 2008, I designed, wrote, and hand-printed a limited-edition desk calendar for the year 2009.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have recently unearthed a handful of copies which I am offering for your use in 2026 \u003cem\u003e(because it works! 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